bear traps with lasers. dont ask me what makes them work or how they work. I just know that they work really good. (neighbourhood cat will never be the same).
....all the people that made this achievment possible. The wonderfull people at acme who make these amazing products, the neighbourhood cat...who is getting better but may never trust cat nip again, and all the people that believed that a zombie plan is not only a good idea, but a necessity.
....loves of my life are my bomb shelter, my food and ammo stockpile, and my stockpile of movies and books.......... NNOOOOOOO THE ZOMBIES GOT INTO MY BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tyche replied on Permalink
What is your favorite window manager?
Is there any other viable window manager than GNOME?
Hee hee
scott_ev replied on Permalink
My favorite WM.
Though I've been using Gnome, I still really like fluxbox and may switch back to it.
kennymc0 replied on Permalink
yes
There is other window managers other than GNOME. hopefully word doesnt see your comment or we might all be in trouble. lol.
tyche replied on Permalink
Yes?
Piffle.
kennymc0 replied on Permalink
trouble with tribbles.
as long as it's not tribbles. hee hee.
tyche replied on Permalink
Just beam them over to the Klingon ship
Where they'll be no tribble at all.
kennymc0 replied on Permalink
Red Alert
Red alert. Shields up. Mr. Sulu get us out of here, maximum warp.
tyche replied on Permalink
The helm's stuck at full over . . .
And at warp 5 we're going nowhere fast.
kennymc0 replied on Permalink
arm phasers......
arm phasers. load photon torpedos. lock onto their engines....
tyche replied on Permalink
No, no! You got it wrong.
There's nothing in the constitution that says anything about arming phasers. It has to do with the right to arm bears.
tyche replied on Permalink
Actually
It's called Ursury
kennymc0 replied on Permalink
well actually.......
the right to bear arms isnt in the constitution, but the bill of rights. :P
tyche replied on Permalink
Read the second comment above
I didn't say the right to bear arms. I said the right to ARM BEARS.
kennymc0 replied on Permalink
uh oh.
I guess I have to modify my zombie plan for when ARMED BEARS ATTACK!!!!!
tyche replied on Permalink
B-R-A-I-N-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z!
Oh. sorry. I didn't mean to be disparaging.
kennymc0 replied on Permalink
hmmmmm......
I guess my plan should include extra ammo just in case both were to happen at the same time.
tyche replied on Permalink
I guess the armed bears . . .
. . . will just have to leg it out of there.
kennymc0 replied on Permalink
and then there were lasers.
bear traps with lasers. dont ask me what makes them work or how they work. I just know that they work really good. (neighbourhood cat will never be the same).
tyche replied on Permalink
For that one I should give you a prize
A CAT-***-TROPHY
kennymc0 replied on Permalink
I would like to thank......
....all the people that made this achievment possible. The wonderfull people at acme who make these amazing products, the neighbourhood cat...who is getting better but may never trust cat nip again, and all the people that believed that a zombie plan is not only a good idea, but a necessity.
tyche replied on Permalink
And, of course, he'd like to thank . . .
His mommy, his daddy, his girlfriend . . . Oh, no. Strike the last.
kennymc0 replied on Permalink
The only......
....loves of my life are my bomb shelter, my food and ammo stockpile, and my stockpile of movies and books.......... NNOOOOOOO THE ZOMBIES GOT INTO MY BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tyche replied on Permalink
Hope it wasn't a lot of books . . .
or they'd have S-T-R-A-I-N-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z
kennymc0 replied on Permalink
they just need a few more.........
BRAINZZZ and they will be just fine. It's almost like a miracle drug for them.
tyche replied on Permalink
A-HA!!!
Zombies are duggies
kennymc0 replied on Permalink
????
duggies?? never heard of that. Or did you mean druggies. that would make a whole lot more sense. I'm just saying.
tyche replied on Permalink
You're right
Sometimes I manage to type without mistakes. Hasn't happened yet this year.
kennymc0 replied on Permalink
ok
well i'll keep an eye out and let you know when that does happen. I seem to remember one of the first things that goes in old age is the eyes.
tyche replied on Permalink
Nope
The first thing to go is the memory. And I forget what goes next
kennymc0 replied on Permalink
that's right.
but you never know. could take a weird turn somewhere and something completely different could go first.
Anonymous replied on Permalink
Sure is!
Can this thread get any more right than this? :P
Anonymous replied on Permalink
Gasp
TYCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tyche replied on Permalink
Having trouble breathing?
I heard you gasp. Do you need oxygen?
Anonymous replied on Permalink
I actually dislike fluxbox. I
I actually dislike fluxbox. I used it for a little bit, but didn't like it. I like both KDE and Gnome